Following Up Yesterday’s Salvo in the War on Christmas…
Now that I’m boycotting irony, I’m not sure how to respond to the festive polar bears lighting up these long winter nights.
I can’t be only one who wonders how many actual polar bears will drown as a result of the planet-warming waste of CO2-producing electricity used to light up their synthetic substitutes. And, surely, the people who put up these cheery decorations don’t intend to send the message “Drown, bears, drown!”
I guess I really have lost the appetite for irony because I can’t even bring myself to joke about it.
