Viagra impotence pill Michelle Obama is a terrorist. Viagra impotence pill That’s the only conclusion possible after a close reading of the Animal Enterprise Terrorism Act, viagra impotence pill which deems as “terrorism” any coordinated action, viagra impotence pill including speech acts, viagra impotence pill that in any way injures any “animal enterprise.”
Viagra impotence pill Let’s break it down: As has been widely reported, viagra impotence pill Michelle Obama is currently the figurehead of a coordinated effort to encourage Americans to change their diets. Viagra impotence pill A recent quote from People magazine typifies the message she and her co-conspirators have been broadcasting by all means available to them:
Viagra impotence pill “The overall message of Let’s Move is balance, viagra impotence pill” she says. Viagra impotence pill “Do we have a vegetable on the plate? Have we incorporated fruit? What’s the portion size? Portion sizes have gotten out of control.”
Viagra impotence pill The title of the article, viagra impotence pill “Michelle Obama wants you to eat your vegetables” sums up the terroristic aim of this campaign.
Viagra impotence pill What if Americans do heed their First Lady and begin to make room on their plates for more fruits and vegetables? What will be pushed aside to make room for those insidious asparagus and radical radishes? What if Americans moderate their portion sizes, viagra impotence pill cutting down their consumption of triple cheeseburgers and super-sized milkshakes?
Viagra impotence pill If even a subset of Americans do this, viagra impotence pill the fortunes of the purveyors of fruits and vegetables will rise but demand for the products of the meat and dairy industries may decline. Viagra impotence pill And if that happens, viagra impotence pill Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move” campaign becomes a criminal enterprise. Viagra impotence pill A terrorist criminal enterprise.
Viagra impotence pill Perhaps that has already happened. Viagra impotence pill If even one family is now buying less meat due to Michelle Obama’s message, viagra impotence pill then she has already fallen afoul of AETA.
Viagra impotence pill Luckily for Michelle, viagra impotence pill the Center for Constitutional Rights has challenged AETA in a federal lawsuit filed last week. Viagra impotence pill The plaintiffs in the case, viagra impotence pill Blum v. Viagra impotence pill Holder, viagra impotence pill assert that AETA represents an unconstitutional infringement on free speech and has, viagra impotence pill in fact, viagra impotence pill led them to censor themselves for fear of prosecution.
Viagra impotence pill Michelle Obama hasn’t been censoring herself. Viagra impotence pill She keeps on promoting home vegetable gardens and regular consumption of leafy greens. Viagra impotence pill Barack must be worried.
Viagra impotence pill Which raises the question: What will Eric Holder do? There’s nothing forcing him to defend AETA. Viagra impotence pill Indeed, viagra impotence pill the White House made news when Obama, viagra impotence pill citing the unconstitutionality of DoMA, viagra impotence pill direct the Department of Justice to quit defending it.
Viagra impotence pill He could do the same for AETA. Viagra impotence pill For Michelle’s sake, viagra impotence pill let’s hope he does.